By Hannah Levin ‘25
With college decisions coming out, a plague is emerging. Arising in mid-December and peaking in May, the highly contagious senioritis is back. But have no fear, after conducting extensive research (definitely not during class), here are my ways to avoid it:
- Wear a hazmat suit. Obvious, I know. But coming to class in a hazmat suit has a 100% success rate of keeping senioritis away. As a bonus, you are bound to make a lot more friends. And don’t worry – they are laughing with you, not at you.
- Reclass. Juniors are immune to senioritis. That is one of the laws of nature. Therefore, retake junior year and enjoy yourself. The classes will be twice as easy!
- Binge TikTok (more than you already do). TikTok is more than an app–it’s a lifestyle. Need a break? TikTok. Need motivation? TikTok. Need to waste two hours while convincing yourself you’ll “start your homework after this video?” Tik Tok. Ignore anyone who says it will only worsen your senioritis – they are part of the problem.
- Skip Class. Senioritis can’t be caught if you are not there. That is a basic survival instinct.
- Don’t do your homework. Let’s be real – school is for learning, and home is for relaxing. So skip your homework and instead spend your time wisely: napping, snacking, and “prioritizing your mental health.”
I hope you follow these tips to avoid senioritis. If you have already caught it, don’t worry, as there is a cure: graduation!